two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.

i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls