two eighty

Perfectly or exactly.

Like "to a tee" but to a tee is a BOLLOCKS phrase that makes no sense, just google it, no-one has any fucking idea where the hell it came from. So instead "two eighty" makes just as much sense and is just as logical.

Jane: That describes him two eighty.

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a buck two eighty

"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80

my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"

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Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

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eighty two

A kid that is obssessed with daunte hall and would even go down on him if he met him in real life. He has a friend with a "little hand" and also a friend that he likes to call eric jr. This kid spells his name with a "q" to try to be "unique"

What a douchbag that kid is an eighty2

hahhahahaha that kid thinks he is funny he is a 82

hahahhahaha that kid just had relations with a dog, what an 82

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Eleven Eighty-two

Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.

Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."

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