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The amount of time you are mad at your dog for pissing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. Can apply to anyone that you can't stay mad at.
Rob didn't call me when he said he would. I got pissed but then he pulled that two hours shit. T_T
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A guy who eats two tacos in 2 hours usually named Gabriel
hey Gabriel what do you want
I want some Two hour tacos
how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.
Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!
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the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.
There was a two-hour delay so I got an extra two hour sleep.
The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."