Two Kings

The Rock Duo Consisting of one "Kyle Gass"(Acoustics) and one "Jack Black"(Vocals). They Pride Themselves On Being The Greatest Band In The World.

And it is true.

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two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

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Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.

Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!

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