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It takes two to tango also an known as the act of pegging.
Two to tango to make a baby. Two people are pegging to make a baby.
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this cannot happen without more than one person
The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.
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An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit an infidelity, not just one.
"I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect."
"Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?"
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When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.
Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.
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bitches swear they're straight until Eula from genshin impact spoke. bitch is me. just say this in a crowd and the eula nation will arise.
Eula: It takes two to tango, shall we?
Amber: uh............ HUH?????? (GAY PANICS)
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From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.
Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.
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She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.
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