Random
Source Code
Random
When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.
Grab a beer and let's get twonky.
22👍 2👎
A penis that curves at least 90 degrees in on itself or has a noticeable 'kink' in the shaft.
Sally would not touch Ryan Bonner's twonky dick.
12👍 22👎
The unique human experience of combining the consumption of alcoholic beverages and cocaine with listening to country music. The feeling is quite similar to sober peacock fellatio.
Let’s get twonky this morning. I have an eightball of coke and a bucket of beers. Let’s snort some lines, drink some, and then crank up Eric Church.
2👍 4👎
Something unknown that can not be explained.
from movie: The Twonky (1953) United Artists
It's a twonky.
3👍 11👎
A new technology which is highly disruptive to established ways of doing things. Named after a device from the future in Henry Kuttner's 1942 short story "The Twonky", which upsets the life of a man who comes into possession of it.
This 3D printer isn't just a toy, it makes things I can really use around the house. That's a real twonky as far as shopping goes.
2👍 6👎
A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.
"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)
54👍 17👎
A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"
"Not without a fucking parachute!"