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The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'
Emily loves twotting herself silly
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Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.
What a small world you Twots live in
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TWOT - Total waste of time
It can be a useless person or a useless object or action.
Oh my god that movie’s a TWOT
He is such a TWOT
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The way most Canadians pronounce the slang insult, "Twat".
Veradun: That twatting spy got me!
Slytra: I'l get the Twot!
Slothability: O.o
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Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.
When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.
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Variant of twat, someone who is twattish but not quite that bad. Also used in a similar manner to feck, that is a polite replacement that can be used in mixed company.
That Brain out of Westlife's a right twot.
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