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Twump

An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.

by Lurchster November 29, 2016

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Twump

The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.

@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely

by Snedwan April 5, 2009

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Twump

A Tweet done by Donald Trump while taking a morning dump.

What a twump this morning.

by LittleLB15 February 27, 2017


twump

It means a $20 dollar bag of dope

Hey G what cha' got? What you need homeboy? Can I get a twump? Sho.

by maefopiano August 22, 2006

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Twumping

Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.

Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.

by alfadur August 3, 2009


twump

Twat thump, when you're bangin a girl, pull it out, and yell you left your pussy open bitch! and thump her in the twat with a backhand.

I was fuckin' her and she queefed so I twumped the shit outta her.

by JCPWJS February 26, 2005

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twump

When you're hittin it from behind, pull out and smack the twat and yell YOU LEFT YOUR PUSSY OPEN! Then stick it back in and keep goin.

I can't believe you banged that girl, but at least you twumped her before it was over.

by PwnSetTBH February 27, 2005

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