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twyford

a person specalising in hunting hippocrocapig

Ahh mate you did a right twyford last night

by Stickleback February 2, 2008

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Twyford Disorder

Twyford Disorder (or TD) is a mental condition where the subject cannot learn from their mistakes. TD was first noticed in 1976 by a British psychotherapist who observed a common housefly repeatedly flying into a window pane. Twyford Disorder occurs mainly in insects, but in rare circumstances it can affect small mammals, primates and in extreme cases, humans.

I can't believe he's talking to her AGAIN!! He must have Twyford Disorder.

by Captain-Wow September 27, 2012


Twyford CofE High School

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

43๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


charlotte twyford

A woman who is a very attractive artist. She usually doesnโ€™t like to sing in public (based on anxiety ). She is usually flirting with all of da men and likes to party with a small group of friends or by herself. She is introvert to the outside world and extrovert with friends.

Man 1 : Yo my dude, did you see Charlotte Twyford ! She is looking damn fine today!

Man 2 : Ya man, she is sending to my friend who says sheโ€™s got a 10/10 bod!

by Damn girl April 25, 2019