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Tying-the-knot

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

by Skippy the penguin October 23, 2022


Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead November 1, 2018

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