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Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.
He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
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person with big dick and likes to tell jokes that is totally awesome
I am a ulysses, because im awesome.
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A $50 bill, in the same logic that benjamins are $100 bills, as Ulysses Grant appears on the $50.
Dude: Hey, got change for a Ulysses?
Cashier: Is 5 Hamiltons alright?
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Getting home (at all, or anytime soon)
A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.
In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)
If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"
"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"
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An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.
Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"
Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"
*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*
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an ugly ass gay ass Mexican dude that says the n word wayyyyy too much and has tiny hickies, built like a spoon with a giant ass head and curls that your dick will get stuck in but on the bright side he will let you braid his pubes. But probably homeless
ugh he is homeless, he is such a Ulysses
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A female dog who licks bums and was dropped by his mother when he was born because he was rejected by everyone and turns out to be a battttttyyyyy boy
Ulysses is a piece of crap
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