Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

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Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!

Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

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Uncle Stinky

That one uncle that has a constant oder of weed. Considered funny to kids and himself. But most jokes would not be considered PC.but that doesn't matter to an Uncle Stinky

We are going to see uncle Stinky today.