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Wearing so few clothes you might as well be wearing only underwear.
Girl: that girl's clothes are so skimpy, she is such a slut
Dude: yeah, love it when girls go around underwearing.
Other dude: yes, girls that underwear as so sexy.
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The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.
My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.
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a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks
Bobby pooped in his underwear.
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Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.
Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.
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The most useless thing on the planet.
I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.
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Your undergarments, or for people who don't know what undergarments are the clothes under your shirt, pants, or dress
I forgot to wear underwear today Larry!
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undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it
In the summer,the girls wear skirts with no underwear.
Girl, do you wear any underwear, I don't see any panti lines.
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