undoucheable

A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.

"I really like ___, but this dude is pretty sweet to her, he is undoucheable"

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undouched poopsex

undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.

last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.

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