unfuriated

pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off.

"After that guy ran into my car, I acted all unfuriated, because I knew getting mad wouldn't get me anything, and I needed to stay cool about it and talk with the witnesses. But that miserable asshole ruined a perfectly good Rav-4. I wish he would die."

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