unigoat

A mythical creature that is sometimes mistaken for a miniture unicorn when it is in fact an entirely separate creature. Possibly the bastard offspring of a goat and a unicorn, but this is yet to be determined.

Girl "Hey did you see that tiny unicorn?"
Guy "Fool! That's not a tiny unicorn, it's a unigoat!"

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Unigoat

An Unigoat is a cross between an unicorn and a goat, however not in the literal sense but the metaphorical sense. Usually describing a woman/girl who is rare based on how different she is in comparison to other women/girls while also being The G.O.A.T. - Greatest of All Time.

Girl: "I love sports, play video games, watch Anime and love sex."

Boy: Damn Bae, you're an Unigoat! There is no other girl like you.

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