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unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 02, 2006


unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

by thechickwhidoesntusenames November 30, 2006


Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008


Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

by Ostercy February 01, 2011


Unitard

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

by CherCa February 20, 2007


unitard

Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.

Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 16, 2007


Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 28, 2009