unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment