unspicy

The opposite of....spicy. Either an unsatisfactory bite of salsa that is too bland for your taste buds to comprehend or could also be used to describe a complete disgrace in the bedroom, thinks felatio is an Italian ice cream.

Damn Chad, that sex was so unspicy last night, she used the grapefruit technique. Had my dick burning like a muthafucka! {Grapefruit technique}

Shit Reba, that jalepeno is so unspicy that my taste buds just took five days of vacation.