unstoner

An inbred, often found in the quiet Derbyshire village of Unstone. 99% of Unstone's population is inbred, with only 5 surnames in the place. Unstone FC win all their matches, mostly because the goalie has 5 arms due to their parents' incestuous shagging!

Jake Rainbow, Dean Dye, Chris Herring

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unstoned

The state of being which occurs after being stoned. Often characterized by a loss of motor skills, sudden unexplainable irrationality and/or rage.

Friend 1: Duude, are you still stoned?
Friend 2: Nah man, I think I got unstoned.
Friend 1: Yeah, me too.

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Unstoner

The word 'Unstoner' is mainly used for the group of people that live in Unstone, in the quiet village in Derbyshire. 90% of Unstone is populated with people that have sexual relationships with their family members, or 'Inbreds'

You can tell he's an Unstoner he has 6 fingers