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Used as a short hand good bye; via any messaging system. Ensuing that you have an momentary erection while saying goodbye. The meaning derives from watching porn, and sustaining an erection while you leave your private chat, whether it be on facebook, or any more of multimedia messaging.
Susie:"you leaving?"
John: "yeah im Up and out"
Susie:" alright goodbye"
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When you ain't no square and are able to handle shit on your own. In other words, the ability to keep yourself confident and self-composed.
Six niggas walked up to me, nigga. Dead homies, I'm holding my chin up, chest out all in front them niggas, nigga.
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when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.
Jason: These two idiots on the farm are really starting to get to me with their negative comments.
Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!
Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!
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A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.
Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"
Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."
Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*
Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."
Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
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When two people are within a verbal or physical battle and both parties agree to not only stop fighting, but to make out to forgive each other.
I am sorry... Can we just make up & make out?
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A woman so attractive you want to get pregnant to keep her.
The attractive level must surpass a desire to not have children. It will even override common sense however the woman must be a true beauty, not a decent one.
1. That Naomi Komaki is so hot I want to get her pregnant so she would have to stay with me. She's a real knock up knock out.
2. That knock up knock out is so hot I put a hole in the condom.
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When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.
Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.
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