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Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse
I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.
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Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).
DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!
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Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
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A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.
My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.
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When a chick shits on your face and you lick it then she has her period to mix with it then u cum on the shit and take turns eating it
try the Up side down angle cake
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The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."