Urger

1. A cheese burger without buns
2. A burger without buns

1. We went to burger king to buy Cheese Urgers
2. I dropped the Urgers

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urger burger

to snort weed

first guy: are you high?
second guy: yeah i just did so much urger burger

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Urger

Urger is the school of thought in which one identifies and evaluates the sandwich-ness of a noun, through the lens of a 3x3 grid, akin to the Crafting Table from "Minecraft".

A detective enters the scene of a gruesome murder, scanning the victim's body thoughtfully.

"So what do you think, detective?" The detective turns towards the origin of the sound, another police officer, having freshly walked in with a hot cup of joe.

"Hm... Let me Urger." The detective stretches his arms outwards, closing one eye and picturing the Crafting Table's UI over the body.

"Well he's certainly not a sandwich!"