uright

A word a man may hear once or twice in his lifetime from his significant other. Many people can find satisfaction upon hearing the word "uright", but it is especially when the male brain receives this word from a female partner that causes the neurotransmitter dopamine to be immediately released in large quantities throughout; putting the male into a supreme state of ecstasy. Unfortunately such instances are rare, as the female must exert an enormous amount of forced energy-not unlike the separation of two atoms-to mutter this simple two syllable word.

Stephanie: "They close at 10."

Sina: "No they closed at 9, I'm sure. I was just there the other night, sorry."

Stephanie: "NO THEY DONT NO THEY DONT THEYRE OPEN IM TELLING YOU YOU JUST DONT WANNA TAKE ME HUH HUH LAZYASS WAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO EAT U U THINK IM FAT HUH IS THAT IT!?!"

Sina: "Ok fine."

*20 mins later*

Stephanie: "uright."

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