Uslurper

A female who seizes control of - and establishes dominance over - a male through the power of her blow job expertise.
See also: chickenhead

Man, we were all gettin' along just fine until that uslurper, Shanell, came along and snatched Randy away from the gang. Who the hell is gonna be the fourth player on our bowling team during league night now?

uslurped

To take control over something ft. intense slurping noises.

I uslurped control over the US Embassy. They never knew what licked em.

Uslurp

To engulf or swallow with ones mouth. Especially a penis. With a moist mouth. Related to usurping, which means almost the same.

She uslurped me hungrily with a loud slurping sound.

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uslurped

A fake work Michael, from The Ofice, used when Phyllis took Michael's role as Santa.

"Phyllis, a woman has uslurped my role as Santa."

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