utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

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Utahnize

"To take out (kill) all the fun out of things. Usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer."

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations

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Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

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utahn bullworm

A BYU student's cock that's been soaking for years.

Ben pulled out the Utahn Bullworm yesterday.