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utopianist

A moderately-skilled piano player that believes that all people will be happy if the government forces everyone to have a basic piano and play the piano in his mainstream style, instead of market forces deciding who and what is successful. This results in mediocre music and some exceptionally skilled drummers becoming corrupted and being placed in re-education prisons.

That utopianist teacher would not let me experiment with my jazz style of playing, and the music police came for me.

by psnack May 25, 2010

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