v-day

Valentines day, the most greatest day for couples all over the world. Sucks for all the "lonely" people and they hate it but that also means less money to spend which is a good thing.

Woman-"So watcha gettin me tomorrow for V-day?"
Man-"Something really special"

Random guy-"you guys are pathetic, i hate you"

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v-day

vagina day. all the girls are obsessed with valentine's day, all the girls have a vagina...need i say more?

girl 1: it's valentine's day!

girl 2: yea, happy V-day..vagina day.

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V Day

V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.

On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.

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V-Day

V-Day is a global movement to stop violence against women and girls. V-Day is a catalyst that promotes creative events to increase awareness, raise money and revitalize the spirit of existing anti-violence organizations. V-Day generates broader attention for the fight to stop violence against women and girls, including rape, battery, incest, female genital mutilation (FGM) and sexual slavery.

For this year's V-Day campaign, 92 women auditioned for our university's production of The Vagina Monologues.

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v-day bj

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0

Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.

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national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.

Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.