Vaden

a protector and strong person. he will defend his friends and family and is a loyal person to meet. he's a jokester and loves to push your buttons. he can be a great father figure to kids and teaches life lessons when you don't even know it. He can be dangerous when provoked and you should stay on his good side at all times.

Vaden is such an awesome person!

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Vaden

Noun: A person who makes bad pun jokes
Verb: To make a bad pun

Oh my god that pun was so bad, you are such a Vaden
Don’t you dare Vaden right now.

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vaden

To mercilessly steal a joke, co opting it as one's own. Especially effective when doing so enrages the joke's original author.

-- Man, remember that time I pasted all those funny "ate my balls" captions across pictures of all those people we used to work with? Yeah, that was awesome, and I am awesome by proxy.

-- Dude, don't be such a Vaden!

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dan vaden

an attempt to discreetly masterbate when roommates are present and in arms distance.

I almost threw up when my roommate pulled a dan vaden the other day

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Dirty Vaden

The act of going to the gym right after railing your girlfriend.

I can't believe it my boyfriend pulled a dirty vaden just the other day.

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