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vag slaps

when a woman has such a loose vagina that the lips of said vagina hang down and clap together when she walks.

You can hear Beth's vag slaps from a mile away.

by Vlad Nemervitsky September 29, 2010

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vag slap

the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.

*this can also be done with both outer lips

"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.

by redpyre March 25, 2012

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Vag Slap

A vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the vagina hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. A noise follows and your dignity falls. Usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as *Slap Slap*. There is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of "Can I Get A Clap Clap?" but instead the lyrics are "Can I Get A Vag Slap?"

Arbys Employee: Welcome to Arbys, home of the fucking bombest food ever, what can I get you?

Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?

Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*

by Google GaGa May 20, 2009

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Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

by shannnonn March 29, 2008

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Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

by shannnonn March 30, 2008

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