Vaginus

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

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Vaginus

(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".

Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"

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Vaginus

An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.

I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus

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Vaginus

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa.

Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up

John is behaving like a vaginus

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Vaginus

n; a vagina, when referred to by a younger brother

10 year-old boy to his older sister: "Were you just scratching your VAGINUS?"

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Vaginu

A shamu sized vagina. Loose. Large like a whale.

Boy: I totally didn't fuck ann yesterday.
Boy 2: why dude she hot?
Boy: she had a giant ass vaginu.
Boy2: ewwwwwwwwww.

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vaginus

(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery

Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.

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