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A small Redneck community in South GA
Valdosta is south of Macon, GA
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(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.
Gonzo: Hey guys! Let's play with some lasertag!
Sandman: Dude, we're in Valdosta.
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a growing city located in lowndes county georgia. home of the lowndes county high school viking and valdosta high wildcats and Valdosta state university blazers. most of the town is made up of airmen because of moody air force base
hey guys, are y'all going to the winnersville classic, its in valdosta, ga?
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Football Capital of the Nation. Home of the Valdosta State Blazers, the Valdosta Wildcats, and the Lowndes Vikings. Total badass town, but absolutely nothing to do. Valdostians make their own fun. Has beautiful girls and the friendliest people. A small town feel in a growing city.
I'm from Valdosta, Georgia, A.K.A. Titletown or Valvegas.
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A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.
Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.
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1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!
Guy: Hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?
JNJ: Which one?
Guy: The one where nobody died.
JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!
Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!
JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.
Guy: Will do!
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1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys.
2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.
If you like inbred central, spit that chew outta your mouth, talk so I can understand you when you say "War-mart" (or to you backwooders: Wally World) so quite making out with your sister and slip "it" out of grammie, and get your asses down to Valdosta, GA.
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