velch

The mixture of lubricant, semen and feces that accumulates on the penis after anal activity.

Joe: Dude, Tammy let me stick it in her ass last night!

Josh: Really? That's awesome!

Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward

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velch

To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.

Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.

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velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

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velching

Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.

I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.

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