ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

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ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

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Ventrilofart

The act of "throwing " a fart so people think someone else farted instead of you.

Other variations: ventrilofarter; ventrilofarting.

Blaine (farting loudly and then addressing the family pet:): Aww man. . ..Brutus ! that was a wicked nasty fart!
Dylan: Blaine, dude, stop ventrilofarting -- we know it's you.