A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.
Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.
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Vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvestite.
Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a vesty."
Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a vesty."
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A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)
Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.
a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.
I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.
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An internet drug. Causes a halt in brain cell production, a significant decrease in intelligence and maturity, and produces a large amount of "face_plain-ism".
For teh vesti!
Didn't read, LOL.
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goddess of thunder and awesome vests
"did you see that girl? her vest is badass"
"yeah, she seems like a total vestie"
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Short name for "Teh Vestibule", a forum on IGN. Known for the "vesti standards".
Let's go post a logical and compassionate statement at Teh Vestibule forum.
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