Vilonia

The only place in America were u get pulled over for nothing and end up with 100 different charges

Dont drive through vilonia, take the backroads

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Vilonia

The lords cult disguised as a town in Faulkner county arkansas. Population consists of pitchfork holding Christians, douchebag school principals, and a pedophilic subway employee.

Pros:
- Literally live anywhere in the town and there’s a church in your damn face.
- not ghetto

Cons:
-get pulled over for no reason because cops have nothing to do.
-no restaurants

“Hey man you wanna go down to vilonia?”

“Hell no! I’d rather go to Greenbrier then that place!”