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1. The opposite of a "whoring."
2. To associate with virgins and not partake in sexual behaviors.
2. To not accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To not compromise your own principles for personal gain.
4. To advertise and call attention to your own virginity.
"Why do your shirts say 'virgin' on them?"
"We're having a virgining."
"Huh?"
"We feel that if our peers can go around advertising the fact that they're whores, we can go around advertising that we're virgins."
"good luck with that."
"Thank you."
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A member of a rare and dying race
Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!
Me: You are TWELVE
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A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)
Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!
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Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.
Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?
Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?
Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.
Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
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Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.
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(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
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