vodcock

The limp, flaccid penis of a drunken man.

After all those shots, Jimbo had a serious case of vodcock when Bobby-Joe went to give him a blowjob.

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Vodcock

Vodka and coke, but usually said after drinking a few.

Also happens when you have decided that Coke should be called Cock and above happens easily.

'I would like some Vodcock please'
'I've been drinking Vodcock all night'

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