Vogeler

Someone with a fetish for having sex, after secretly slipping a bagel over their penis.

My girlfriend was pissed when she found out that I vogeled her when she found crumbs in her ass crack and the last bagel was missing from the fridge.

"You sick fucking Vogeler! You could have given me a yeast infection!"

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Vogelism

The action commands given to the crowd by the vocalist of a band (usually a hardcore band). Also referred to as "mosh calls"

Examples of commonly used vogelisms:

"Lets see some stage dives."
"More stage dives!"
"More FUCKIN' stage dives!"
"Move Up!"
"C'MON!"
"Sing with me!"
"Move the person next to you."
"SMASH the person next to you!"
"Jump on someone's head!"
"C'MON!"

Mindforce vocalist Jay suggested "more kickboxing" from the crowd. This is a vogelism that I have never heard before.

No one has better use of vogelisms than the lead singer of Terror.

Vogel

1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.

1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.

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vogeler

To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.

He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?

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vogel

One who is God-like

That guy is a total Vogel. I worship him.

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Vogeling

to be with stacks of women in quick succession.

That baller was vogeling the campus alphabet from Abby to Zoey like a straight up gangster.

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Vogel

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

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