Voigt

That act of sexually seducing thousands of minors (typically female) into a cave in Wisconsin.

Dude, did you hear about all the kids in the cave in Wisconsin?
Yeah, that sicko pulled a Voigt! Weren’t they eating each other?
I think.

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Voigt

An internet sensation created by children living in or near potato fields. This sensation is thought to corrupt the minds of small children, and may strike awkwardness into teenagers. To Voigt is thought to creep on somebody.

Hey man, what are you doing friday?
I think I'm gonna voigt on the kid on the block

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voigt

a person with ugly feet.

man, that bitch is a voigt.

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Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena