voliet

This is another way of saying you are having una non tastic time- you may say terrible time on the toilet. 🤷 happens.

It can be used as saying VIOLENT TOILET TIME.

You would want to say this because it is cute 🥰 but also conspicuous 🥸

It may go like this::

“Ahhhh shiitttt”

“What’s happening in there ____?”

“Ahh no no no no no”

“Hey are you alright”

“NO GODDAMNIT I AM HAVING A VOILET!!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
… I can’t stand you hearing this”

“I’m sorry, I hope the best for your journeys I can see you are having a hard time right now, I want you to know I got your back if you need anything and I will always love you no matter what. (Sigh) i will give you the space you so desperately deserve and wish for” (walks away)

“(Sniff)………… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!(poop noises and splashes) GAHHG! ARGGGG HAAAAA.. why does my poop have to the the rare voilet..the terrible violent toilet time..”

Or like this

“Whats that screaming?”

“Oh I heard he is having his voilet”

“What?”

“Hah, it’s basically when your shit is so bad you get violent, it’s a really hard time. It’s kinda rare but it’s realllll bad, I’m glad I’ve never had it. Don’t think it runs in my family”

“Huh, sucks for him”

DO NOT go in there, we have this bathroom closed for the rest of the week, someone is having a voliet.