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when you've been hit in the head so many times you can't pronounce the letter b
Qingxi Zhao Ping was vonked in the head so many times she stopped reading aloud and became mute.
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1.To wake up first thing and masturbate.
2.to have sex before getting out of bed.
3.The sex addicts answer to wake and bake
Man I woke up and had to vonk then i fell back asleep, and when my girl got home from third shift we vonked together
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To punch someone in the foot, while not wearing anysort of footware including socks
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A pubic toupee, named after the Dutch company Vonk Schaamtoupetten. These toupees are usually colorful and outrageous.
I got a vonk with red feathers and sequins on it.
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cold felt in a train station when rough. Can induce crying in grown men.
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The manliest Duch biologist on this planet. He is so fucking manly all the animals around him get an orgasm. Not only is he manly but he’s also very smart. He can probably name every animal in the world, not every animal specie but every individual animal. Also is he really funny and he invented the banana.