Like a Coomer, but for cars. A person who likes cars too much and says shit like "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower" when no one really asked. Always puts cars on his story.
Vroomer: "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower"
Me: "Did I ask"
Vroomer: "Dude how do you not know G8 SuperX from Honda"
Me: "Okay Vroomer"
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When someone speeds and make it known they are speeding by having an unnecessarily loud engine. They like to speed when there is traffic and anywhere other than a highway.
Jill: *Sees someone speed while in traffic* Look at that stupid, Vroomer.
James: Yeah, no one cares about that vroomer's loud ass engine.
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An automobile enthusiast that won't accept a vehicle that doesn't emit noise even if its performance is increased by omitting it. Very similar in attitude to a boomer, and may actually be both simultaneously.
"Hey, did you here about the new Tesla Roadster that's coming out in 2020? It's going to out perform every other car."
"Sorry, I'm not a queer."
"You're such a fucking vroomer."
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someone who sucks hairy vaginas
"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"
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a vehicle that runs with a loud noise; a chug-chug vehicle.
The car is a vroomer; it blares irritatingly.
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Generic reply to Gen Z style thinking. The equivalent of "Wow, you're so horribly wrong, but I don't have the time or energy to repeatedly explain something to you that you're not going to listen to anyway".
ICE Guy: Tesla sucks, the panel gap is terrible, you're going to be be waiting a long time charging, and your auto pilot is going to put you into a wall...
You: Ok Vroomer but at least it isn't partnered up with Bud Light.
A Vroomer is someone that needs "The Sound" in their vehicle in order to be happy. They also know little to nothing about EVs except for the same outdated jokes that are obsolete. Don't be a Vroomer.
Man: Teslas suck they don't have "The Sound" it's a must!
Man 2: "Okay Vroomer!"