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Wadgecrank

An unpleasant but important health check where they stick this metal opener thing in your whatsit and scrape cells from the lining of your babymaker so they can test them for any undesirable growths.

When you get to 50 the dreaded wadgecrank appointments drop to just once every 5 years instead of 2 (thank goodness!)

by Lalihawke March 2, 2022