Waffwich

A sandwich type food comprised of two waffles encasing any various ingredients including but not limited to eggs, luncheon meat, ice cream, steak, etc.

JJ: "Dude, I'm really hungry. How about a sandwich?"
Evan: "I have eggs, ham, maple syrup, fruit and whipped cream, but no bagels or bread."
JJ: :(
Evan: What if we put all of that inside too waffles!
JJ: Brilliant

JJ: "I'm hungry."
K: "What do you want?"
JJ: "Bitch make me a waffwich!"