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A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
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A condition that exists when a woman's pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.
Those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut
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When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
I had the perfect shit last night, and to top it off I gave the old lady a nice Oxford Wagon Rut
A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.
"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
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