Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(
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Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(
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Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.
"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."
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The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
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when one who has had a one night stand wakes up and sneaks away before having to confront the person they spent the night with.
i woke up in some guy's dorm room after my 21st birthday party- totally a wake and make a break situation.
Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.
The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana
Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!
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