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The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.
"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."
"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."
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When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.
"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."
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To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.
This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.
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1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.
2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.
3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.
I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.
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waking up and jacking off
this morning I had an awesome wake-off
this morning I caught my roommate waking-off
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The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.
Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.