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People who manage to obtain something by persuading or cleverly manipulating someone.
Fuckin' ol Jerry and his mates are wanglers, nothing he won’t say to get chicks into bed
A guy who is fairly unattractive, but has such a large cock that some chicks (sluts I think they're called) will have sex with him regardless. He generally uses his large cock to his advantage and even flaunts it.
"Dude, Kevin is so damn fugly, why are those hot chicks crowding around him?"
"Didn't you know? Kevin's a wangler"
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1. A cock wrangler, a person that is an expert at wrangling a penis.
2. A person that is an expert at catching penis, such as an angler is an expert at catching fish.
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A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman
Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.
A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.
Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.
Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.
To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
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Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
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Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
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Margery is a serial willy wangler.
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