Wank and Dank

Jerking off and smoking high quality weed

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank

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wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

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Wank and dank

Getting high and having sex

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank